3/4s of a Million Smart Singles Sold into Internet Slavery, Part 2

There have been huge technical problems at the old site once all those souls were sold.

My neighbor Mac suddenly showed up with warpaint on his face; his former girlfriend's name, date of birth, Zodiac sign were all changed. Her "Hot List" of guys was also deleted (Mac confided later these did not bother him as much as it should for a friend he loves. He's a selfish man).

Personally, trying to access my account I was fed pages of line code. When I tried to hit technical support I was sent to the page above.

These are classy people with a great sense of customer service and what people want. Many of the women at the site appear in pictures with the heads chopped off. I shudder to think what the men's pictures include and exclude.

When I did more investigation I found that many of the personal items in many profiles had been somehow "shifted" like one of those "temporal displacements in the tachyon field" that regularly occurred in Star Trek. Given the vast size of the Friendfinder and its large number of related, yet subjugated, personals sites I fear for the worst.

Here are some of the their listed but related sites where data can so easily (given their marvelous coding) shift and be transported, sometimes en mass:

AdultFriendfinder
Friendfinder
Amigos
BigChurch
ItalianFriendfinder
AsianFriendfinder
IndianFriendfinder
FilipinoFriendfinder
KoreanFriendfinder
GermanFriendfinder
FrenchFriendfinder
JewishFriendfinder
SenorFriendfinder
Outpersonals.com
GayFriendfinder
Alt.Com

and now added to this the Spring Street Network, which they will probably rename the three popular spots:

ParodyFriendfinder = The Onion
LiberalIntellectualFriendfinder=Salon
Sexed-upLiberalFriendfinder=Nerve

In the July 26, 2005 press release it was announced that the "sites acquired through Spring Street will continue to be branded independently and will not be connected to the Friendfinder network."

Which is a bald-faced lie. It has already happened.
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