Howling out of the hills in a full attack run the two highlanders came down with a vengeance.
Their pre-attack treachery and planning had secured victory and they had superior numbers and water-power.
UNTIL...
The lids twisted off the sport bottles were suddenly replaced by the motorized pistols which now had a much larger cache of ammunition.
Mac raised the guns in each hand and began to fire...leading each of his attackers ever so much so that the spray would stray across their eyes as they came.
The older one went yelling off into the hills realizing that something had gone horribly wrong at the last moment. The young one just dropped down, dropped his super-soaker, rubbed his eyes and cried out "Daddy!! My eyes are stinging!!!"
It was then that Mac realized the juice in the sportsbottles was, in fact, lemonade.
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But seriously folks...
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